You no longer consider the skull and crossbones to equal poison

You wake up with cravings for Rocky’s pizza

Someone asks you for your phone number and you mistakenly give out the station number

You gravitate towards the 2 dollar bin

"Dead air" is a mortal sin

You’ve forgotten the other staff members real names

You can’t explain "DJ status" to your minor child

You check the news and information page before having your morning coffee

You consider wearing an eye patch even though you have perfect vision

"Clear Channel" is a four-letter word

You can call someone a "snowcone bitch" and mean it affectionately

Dying musicians are fresh prospects for the next show

You rate every tune on the radio against whether you can dance to it or not

You now take Sunday drives just to check out the coverage area

You think death row inmates should be forced to listen to Wesley Willis

You now know that the garnish on party platters is edible

You’ve actually had a conversation with someone who can play a hammered dulcimer

You can say 104.7 in Spanish

You go out to dinner and feel guilty about not calling in a report

You’ve ever intentionally purchased a horrible CD

You’ve ever shown your station ID to cash a check

The Nexxus is no longer just a hair care product

Full moon is a record company – not a drunken gesture

The mention of Chris Bright actually makes you vomit

You iron your Tshirt so that it will look good on the webcam

You envy other people’s antennas

Registered mail scares you

You look forward to putting a Port A Potty on your neighbor’s lawn once a year

Missing a show = corporal punishment

You write your Walkman off your taxes as a business expense

A secret knock on the garage door is not just for the mafia anymore

You use the phrase "Can I say a song sucks?" at least once a day

You start looking like your picture on the staff member webpage

You think the world’s problems could be solved in the smoking lounge
 

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